Canned Meat, Radio, Travel Plans, and Rotten Eggs– this post has it all.

Hey y’all! This is a just a stream of consciousness/touching base/housekeeping type of post since I haven’t been to the blog in weeks. Mind you, I’m still hosting ATS LIVE each Monday evening on Talk540 and producing new website and radio segments for my affiliates week in and week out, so I do hope all of you fine blog readers have found those All Things Southern efforts.  I’d hate to think I’m spitting in the wind here.

Speaking of radio, there are a few new podcasts up for your listening pleasure.  I don’t always get those up promptly, but it doesn’t seem like the world stops turning during the delay and I haven’t noticed masses of fans begging for quick links, so there’s that. That’s okay, though. I’m not complaining. I realize it’s hard to find the time to listen to a whole hour of my intensely serious, well thought out, highly informative programming. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Excuse me. I hurt myself sometimes.

Hmmm…question– would y’all like for me to post the three-minute daily radio segments that air around the country somewhere on the home page? I shall need to hear from roughly a hundred dozen people to make that kind of effort each week, but hey, go ahead and comment below and we’ll start counting. 🙂

Now, where was I? I think I had a reason to start this blog post.

Maybe not.

Oh, wait! I remember. I wanted to tell y’all about next week. I’m stinking excited about this and I just have to share with my homies.  Do people still say homies? If not, what should I call y’all? Is peeps gone, too? Fine, I’ll stick with dear ones although it does sound a bit 1800ish.

Dear ones, next week I’ll be in Colorado at Resurrection Fellowship, fondly known as Rez. And what will I be doing? I was gonna tell you anyway, but I’m so glad you asked. I will be teaching by next book Heart Wide Open! The book launches March 18th, 2014, but the awesome folks at Rez have built me a beautifully coordinated set and are hosting me for a taping to be made into a DVD! It will be available when the book releases for any Jesus loving Bible toting group of girlfriends that want to share that Heart Wide Open journey with us.

Of course, should you be in the area, you can click-through and find the schedule of the sessions. I’d love to see you there.

What else?

The newsletter! I need to tell y’all that someone reported All Things Southern weekly as a spammer! Yes, way!

Even though I use double opt-in software so no one ever gets the newsletter unless they subscribe with their own sweet fingers and even then they have to hit the “Yes, I want it and I must have it now” link in the confirmation email. Now, I’m gonna go with the theory that this was accidental since we all know that I’m not a spammer and I swore off the canned stuff after we hate so much of it back on Bull Run Road. No doubt someone “accidentally” reported me because of that subject line on the last newsletter. “The Hey Fatty App” column could’ve been the culprit, right?

Still– the fact remains. The powers that be in the Internet world sent me an email that they are watching me and I could be placed on suspension– ME– on suspension!

Why, I ask you, aren’t they watching Madame XFinger from Indonesia who keeps emailing me to help her hide her millions? Why aren’t they watching those people who impersonate LinkedIn requests and try to trick me into going to really bad sites that hurt my eyeballs? Why, I ask you?

I knew you were gonna say that. Why ask why.

My point is, should you find yourself needing distance from me (and I can understand that, too, by the way– it can’t be easy, which is why I adore my family so), just hit the unsubscribe button instead, ‘k? Muchas gracious.

I shall now return to the kitchen where I am trying to get the Beloved Hubby a number of dishes cooked and frozen so he can eat well in my absence. This is what belles do, don’t you know? We tendeth to our men. Our Mamas taught us that.

Y’all have a great big wonderful weekend and I’ll send you pics from Colorado through Instagram which is linked to my Twitter, which is synced to my Facebook wall cause I like to stay in touch. It’d be right nice if y’all would return the favor. So, tell me, what have you been up to, hmmm? There’s a comment box below. Right. Down. There. First one to answer is a sweetheart and if you have read all of this and you won’t even pause to say “Hi”, well, you could be a rotten egg. Don’t be a rotten egg.

Hugs, Shellie