The Toe Suck Fairy Dodges a Bullet
Hello folks, let’s chat… I have an announcement today for Arkansas females of all ages. Y'all can put up your combat boots and enjoy your flip flops again for the rest of the summer. Word is The Toe Suck Fairy is back behind bars. The Toe Suck Fairy, for the uniformed, is a middle aged man whose penchant for sucking on strangers’ toes has kept
Dry Land Kayaking Isn’t Gonna Work for Us
Hello folks! I bring you greetings from a beautiful cabin in the hills of Townsend, TN. I'm here presenting my books at ChristyFest!. I'm having a blast, but I'm a little late posting this week. So, go ahead and grab a seat and let’s chat…~smile~ I recently received an email from a publicist whom I know to be legit about a growing movement called Dry Land
Shellie’s Trying Mental Telepathy
Hello folks, I've got a story and a cool announcement for y'all. We'll start with the story. Have a seat, and let’s chat! ~smile~ By the time Phil gets home at night, I usually have a mental list a mile long of things I need to tell him. I’ve been known to text him interesting things on the spot if I just can’t wait. Experience, however,
Toe Popping is an Acquired Taste
Hello folks! I took some time off from writing last week to visit with family on the Fourth and kiss on the ATS Baby Beau Czars. You can find those pics on my Facebook page. That said, I'm hoping y'all enjoy this issue from the ATS vault. Have a seat and let’s chat
Birthing Babies on the Fourth of July
Hello folks, and Happy Fourth of July week! Have a seat and let's chat.~smile~ We’re all about Independence Day around here. Our celebration is always too big to be contained in one day! There are no rules stating you have to get sunburned and eat your weight in barbecue, fried corn, and peach ice cream. It’s just understood, or misunderstood. You make the call. And
This Is What It’s Come To?!
Hello folks, let’s chat…~smile~ This morning Paulette asked me why I haven’t broached the subject of swimsuits on the porch this summer. I told her I figured we’d done enough complaining about swimsuits over the years and I imagine the men on the porch have tired of the whining. But then Paulette reminded me that it always elicits tons of fun email stories from y’all!
Trapped in a Reality Show?!
Hello folks, I'm glad to see y'all back at All Things Southern. Have a seat and let’s chat…~smile~ You may recall that yours truly has been harping about Reality TV for years now with very few exceptions. Swamp People and Duck Dynasty rock because they do. Enough said. However, I will always insist that there’s nothing real about a female person being willing to eat a
I Survived a Road Trip with Mama and Uncle Rod
Hello folks, and welcome! It's my pleasure to host y'all on the All Things Southern porch. Have a seat and let’s chat
Shellie Takes It Easy on Plunger Man
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Now That’s a Deadpan Smile
Hello folks, thanks for coming by All Things Southern for our weekly visit. I've been looking forward to see y'all! Have a seat and let’s chat…~smile~ I’ve been watching a debate play out in a national advice column about funeral etiquette, specifically the practice of taking pictures of the deceased. It began when an irate sister witnessed someone snapping a photo of her brother in his