My Man and I — We Can’t Hear Them Now

Hello folks, let’s chat… My man and I have access to something like a gazillion television channels. We watch five, at the most. If our TV isn’t on the news or a sporting event, and we aren’t watching Duck Dynasty, chances are it’s on the Outdoor Channel or Food Network. This is because we prefer to take out our trash instead of being entertained by it.

And because the shows that are left confuse us. I don’t mean to go all Mayberry on you, but we miss the slower paced shows. Take last night, for instance. My hard-working farmer pulled under the carport about the same time I made it in from my live radio show. I had some of our favorite take-out with me (Hello Catfish Charlie’s!) and it was almost time for one of the few shows we actually try to follow.

“Hey sweetheart,” I said. “Our show is about to come on. You know, the one where we never know what they’re saying because they whisper and we don’t know what’s going on because they switch scenes before we can focus. Yeah, that one.”

In case you didn’t recognize the description, I’m talking about 24 and the counter-terrorist super spy Jack Bauer. Jack is a bad guy’s worst nightmare but Phil and I suspect that he may have been undercover a mite too long because the guy never talks above a whisper. At least, neither of us can hear him over the background noise. But that’s okay. Phil and I are pretty much used to not being in the know. We were late getting aboard the 24 bandwagon the first time it aired. By late, I mean we discovered it the same season they cancelled it.

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By the way, I realize there’s an outside chance that some of y’all still may not be fans of this show, and if so, you may have no idea what I’ve been talking about this whole time. That’s okay, too. Any day now I’m expecting a big old Acme safe to drop out of the sky straight onto Jack’s head and it’ll all be over.

Or not.

Hugs, Shellie

Comments

  • Renee
    July 1, 2014

    Couldn’t agree more with this line: “This is because we prefer to take out our trash instead of being entertained by it.”

    Should you get desperate for some non-trash viewing, Ms. Tomlinson, and you don’t mind dealing with English accents, look for The Father Brown mysteries on some PBS or BBC channel. Based on the detective series by Catholic theologian GK Chesterton, these are “updated” from their original 1920s setting to post-WWII England — so there are lots of lovely clothes, ladies’ hats, elegant old cars, beautiful gardens. But in addition to those things, Father Brown is a kindly but sharp-as-a-tack priest whose knowledge of human nature helps him track down criminals out in the English countryside — while never losing his concern for their souls. Darn near revolutionary for these days, huh?
    Regards,
    Renée

  • Amy
    July 1, 2014

    Love me some Jack Bauer!! We have friends over every Monday night for a 24 watching party. Last night was intense!

  • Brandi (@Fitzysmom)
    July 1, 2014

    We have been hearing from all our friends for years about how awesome 24 is. Well . . . we just started watching it this season and must admit they were right. We can’t hear it very well either but somehow it works for us!

  • June 30, 2014

    We are HUGE 24 fans from way back!!!! We were devastated when it left the screen and thrilled when it came back!!! One word…turn that TV up and program in closed caption…you musn’t miss a word that comes out of Jack’s mouth sweetie. Never know how many clues he may throw out. It’s the one program that we both sit like we’re glued to the couch. It’s also a good time to ask for a foot rub…he just grabs some toes without missing a second of Jack’s adventures!! Hee hee! Genius?!!!

  • Aileen
    June 30, 2014

    “…we prefer to take out our trash instead of being entertained by it.” Shellie, I am so with ya on that!! I remember being able to watch most prime time shows with my daughter as she grew up in the 80’s and 90’s but these days almost none of those are appropriate for her children! So sad. Among my favorites are Duck Dynasty, the food channels, HGTV, Outdoor, etc., same as you. 🙂

  • June 29, 2014

    Shellie, I am so relieved to hear that you can’t hear a word this macho man speaks either. I thought it was just our aging hearing. But, we do enjoy watching this program and record it to watch at the earliest convenience. We are also late-comers this season, but have found it captivating. Is it Monday night yet?

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