If Smart Phones are So Smart…
Hello folks, let's chat..More and more people are showing up in emergency rooms for injuries caused by walking and texting. Apparently, we the people can't walk and text without getting distracted. I resemble that, but then I live in varying states of distraction. I shall refer you to my work on Squirrel Story Syndrome while I endeavor to stay on task. Something's fishy, y'all. If our
On the Wisdom of Self Taught Medical Professionals
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Warped Humor Warning!
Hello folks, let's chat… Forgive me if I ramble more than usual. I just read a startling headline: "Warped sense of humor could be sign of impending dementia". Ruh-roh. I'd like to think my humor is simply unique, but I'll admit there could be cause for concern here. Why, just yesterday I saw a faded group school picture on Facebook. The poster said, "Tag yourself and your
On Family Secrets and Fresh Frog Legs
Hello folks, let's chat…We have a bit of Straight Running Crazy news today, and a related story from one of your fellow porchers. First the news, did you know frog smoothies are all the rage in Peru? I read street vendors there blend the little fellows into drinks and bill them as comfort food-- for the customers, not the frogs. Strangely, I shared that story
Should I be Worried that I’m Not Worried
Hello folks, let's chat…Not a day goes by that my email box isn’t flooded with things I’m supposed to be worrying about. Many of these concerns have a Chicken Little feel, only these people know the sky is falling because their “mother’s sister’s cousin-in-law’s uncle’s aunt had X and Y happen to them so this isn’t just a forward and you had best pass it
The Art of Howling at the Moon
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On Uniquely Redneck Roadtrips
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It Be Powerful All Right
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On Elephants and Donkeys and all things Straight Running Crazy
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Sleeping with the Enemy
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